SCAMS & SPAM
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You know I love helping with this stuff. With three kids heading toward college, I’m making some of that help part of a paid service.
I’m Gen X. I remember life before the internet, and I’ve kept up. Bring your questions about AI, scams, phones, or everyday tech. I’ll help in plain language.
No judgment. No technical vocabulary required.
For people I know. One question is welcome. No subscription needed.

HOW CAN I HELP?
A few example questions and where we’d start.
SCAMS & SPAM
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EVERYDAY AI
Bring an email to write or a trip to plan. We’ll try your first task together.
PHONES & COMPUTERS
We’ll check storage and backups before removing anything you want to keep.
An email claims you renewed a subscription or placed an order. We’ll review the sender and the claim, then discuss how to verify the purchase through a trusted source.
A message claims to come from a candidate, campaign, or public figure. We’ll look at the source, donation request, and options for handling unwanted messages. Practical help, regardless of your politics.
A caller claims to be your bank, tech support, or someone you know. We’ll discuss verification and how AI-generated voices, images, and video complicate deciding whom to trust.
An email from someone you know asks for money, a code, or an unusual favor. We’ll look for signs of impersonation or a compromised account and discuss confirming with the person another way.
A duplicate profile, a giveaway, a marketplace offer, or a private message. We’ll examine what’s being claimed and requested before you respond or share personal information.
Talk through recommendations, targeted ads, and your online “bubble.” Understand how your feed is selected, review available controls, and find ways to compare other sources.
GETTING STARTED WITH AI
Writing an email, planning a trip, or explaining something confusing. We’ll try a useful task together and talk about what to double-check and what to keep private.
AND YES, EVERYDAY TECH HELP TOO
Setup, photos, iCloud, backups, confusing settings, and buying advice. The same personal help when your device needs attention.
I’m tech support for my own family, including my parents and siblings. I know how awkward asking for help sometimes feels, especially after clicking a suspicious link or getting caught by a scam.
There’s no lecture here. Bring me the question you’ve been putting off. I’ll listen without judgment and help you get to the root of the problem. If involving someone you trust would help, we’ll talk through the next step together.
Email, texts, AI, social media, scams, and spam cross device boundaries. Most of the help I offer applies whichever phone or computer you use.
Apple devices are my specialty. Have a Windows or Android question? I’ll do my best to help, and I’ll be upfront if we need someone with more experience in a particular area.

PERSONAL BY DESIGN
This service is for people I know, with room for a limited number of households. We’ll talk first to confirm fit and availability, whether you need one answer or ongoing help.
“But Chris, we know each other! Why charge?”
If you know me, you know I love being generous with my time and sharing what I know. With three kids approaching college, I’m tightening our family budget. Paid help lets me keep making time for your questions while putting more toward their education.
GETTING HELP
Tell me what’s happening and how we know each other.
We’ll confirm the time, scope, and cost before paid help starts.
We’ll talk or text at an agreed time, with clear next steps.
HELP WHEN YOU NEED IT
One-time help or ongoing support. We’ll agree on the time and price before paid help begins.
$20
Up to 15 minutes
A quick scam check, a second opinion, or one focused question.
Pay $20Ask Chris first$40
Up to 30 minutes
A setting, an AI task, or a problem we need to walk through together.
Pay $40Ask Chris first$75
Up to an hour
A longer walkthrough, setup help, or several related questions.
Pay $75Ask Chris firstAlready talked with me? Use the cart button for the amount we agreed. Prices in USD; applicable tax is shown at checkout. These three payments are one-time, with no subscription. Remote help, arranged around my availability. If your question needs more time or research, I’ll check with you before doing extra paid work. Prefer to send a message?
For households who want to call or text regularly. We’ll confirm your place before you subscribe.
$99/ month
For the questions you’d rather ask someone you know.
Billed monthly in USD. Renews automatically until canceled. No annual commitment. Membership terms.
Send a message with your question. I’ll reply when I’m available, and we’ll arrange a call if needed. Replies are not immediate or guaranteed.
Everyday questions and follow-ups are included without fixed call or minute limits. Larger projects and in-person work need a separate agreement before any extra charge. Manage or cancel membership.
Read the membership terms and cancellation policy and membership privacy notice. Hardware repair, financial recovery, and emergency response are outside this service.

Chris Pirrotta Pirrotta Consulting, LLC
THE EXPERIENCE BEHIND THE ADVICE
I grew up with landlines and life before the internet. Technology has been part of my life since childhood, and I’ve stayed hands-on as the tools changed. More than 30 years of work with brands, commerce, and communities helps me connect familiar ways of doing things with today’s technology.
Mention how we know each other and what help you need. We’ll confirm fit, availability, and cost before starting.